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Yo, Dudes and Dudettes!
Come join us in:
A Totally Rad 1980’s Mystery
It’s 1985, and shooting is about to begin on the latest blockbuster movie from the studio of Mr. Honcho L. Stree: Blastdance: the Explosive Teen Musical. The cast of teens (and would-be teens) are assembled, the crew are ready, and visitors to the set are hushed in anticipation. Suddenly, there’s an explosion from the next soundstage, and in blows the body of Mr. Stree himself.
It’s obvious it was murder—but whodunit? Was it Keanu Heaves, the teen star looking for another excellent adventure? Was it Leggy Varmer, the aerobics queen making her first movie? Or was it Martie McFry, a time traveler from the year 2024, who just buzzed onto the set in her custom Tesla?
Who knows, pardner? Maybe it was—YOU!
On Saturday, March 18th you will become...
She’s the aerobics queen, she has multiple aerobics videos and is quite famous for it, she’s quite definitely not a teenager anymore but tries really hard to still look like one. She’s acting in her first movie. She’s always bouncy and smiling, wanting people to get into shape, she’s full of energy but can turn on you suddenly if you say the wrong thing and it’s quite easy to say the wrong thing, she’s got a short fuse and although she acts happy and smiling it doesn’t take much to see her nasty side.
Gelled hair, leotard, sweatband, leg warmers.
P.S. This is my company's website... It's the only domain I own... so sorry about that... don't get confused about the URL. It has nothing to do with anything. I just thought it would be cool for ya'll to have your own URL for information.
P.P.S. Text Taylor or Mike to DOUBLE confirm your RSVP!
Address: 4202 W Anderson Dr, Glendale, AZ 85308
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